It’s that time again. The time when the air goes cold, large yellow buses terrorize the neighbourhood, and even the trees have the good sense to think, “fuck this shit, I’m going to bed.”
Yes, it’s getting close to fall boys and girls. A season which would be much more majestic and beautiful had it not been for the horrifying return of our most feared institutions: the school.
So with that in mind, we have to remember to take everything we face with a grain of salt, and a sense of humour. Today, I present to you probably the most comprehensive guide to surviving a university environment in a vivid, colourful format. Please take the time to watch it carefully. (WARNING: NSFW, or young ears!)