Valentines Day Poem

For Lorelai
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
But this poem is old
and really or’used

So I’m making headway
With a new catchphrase
Ill try for today
here’s the first phase:

Roses are grey
Violets are Grey
And I’m dead
And colourblind. (Thanks Cole!)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s a spider on your head
Just kidding… there’s two.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love my bed
It is sized for two.

Orchids are… something
Daisies are white
You’re my only girlthing
And you’re real tight.

Roses are red
Violets are VIOLET.
Stop the press for a minute.  I mean, what’s with this?
Roses are totally red right?
And Violets are named after a colour: Violet.
Why on would they be blue? It’s dumb.

Violets are VIOLET
Bluebells are BLUE
Misnomers are stupid
And this poem is too.

Im sorry, those sucked
My poetry is lame
Now with those tucked
Your heart I shall tame.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
You’re my favourite person
In the whole wide world.

… man I suck at this.

Happy Valentines day everyone! I love you Lorelai.  😀


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