Where am I? Who are you? What happened to my house? And why am I naked?!
Oh thank god, that’s my reflection. Hey! Looking good after the holidays champ. Now you look like a beached walrus.
Speaking of walruses… no, not speaking of walruses. I have nothing to say about them.
Although I’m sure they’re about as surprised to end up in a zoo as I am ending up here.
Well, welcome back to school, me. Let’s kick this pig!!! Walrus. Thing.