So it rained today. As a result, I am officially freaked the hell out.
Why? ’cause the weather is going to shit in a hand basket designed by Satan itself, express to the 9th circle of hell if you’re into that kind of thing. If not, then an express elevator to Dick Cheney’s office would be about similar.
Go back 4 months, to April. When April hit, I believe it was snowing for a few days. That’s weird because snow stops in March, folks, not APRIL. April is supposed to shower.
Well, once April fell by the wayside, May came along. May wasn’t May though, it must have swapped with August. Why? Because May was warm, sunny, and nearly devoid of rain. August on the other hand has had a 1/1 ratio of rainy and sunny days, with rainy days often turning into vicious lightning storms.
Lightning storms that, until recently, I thought only existed in myth. Obviously, I was wrong, because those storms are literally ripping apart the sky. Which I also thought wasn’t possible, but screw it. Seems like Nature’s having her period and is tearing apart the sheets.
If you ever wanted proof that Earth is currently %$#@ed up, just look outside. Shit isn’t as it is supposed to be. The sky rains when it should shine, frogs quack, cats woof, and the world as we know it will turn into a wheel of swiss cheese. The world is so out of whack that the next most likely season will be raining frogs, and then after that… locusts. As if lightning and frogs wasn’t shitty enough.
So the world is going topsy turvey, the weather has gone on strike, and the whole natural order of things is completely and utterly gone. What the hell are we supposed to do?
Don’t look at me, I haven’t got any ideas. If I did, would I be here talking to you or saving my @#$? Whether you care about the weather or not, you better be ready to whether the incoming weather or we’ll be rather doomed.